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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I manage time efficiently. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Leafs, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspensions bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. I am an abstract artist, concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to give a lecture on free market economics that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week: when I do sleep I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Wyoming, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and and my bills are all paid. And to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff- diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. This may be a slight exaggeration, but if you'd like to know more feel free to message me

Hobbies

movies, sports, video games, reading, travel

Body Type

athletic

Movies

comedy, sci-fi, action, drama

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

light brown

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

college grad

Profession

Executive / Management

Income level

$50,000-$100,000

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

on a pirate ship, alone, with pets

Socially, I am

comic relief, loner, flirt

Political Views

green party

Personality

fun loving, jock, professional, flirt, geek, pirate, tree hugger

Individuality

pirate at heart

Religious Views

Agnostic

Drugs

does coffee count?

I'm looking for

miss right now, miss right

My Sign

aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18

Pets

Cat

Gender

Male

Music

Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, Country

Hair Style

buzz cut

Fitness & Sports

running, working out, hockey, soccer (U.S.), football (U.S.)

Groups:

Co-infected ; HSV-1 ; HSV-2 ; Newly Diagnosed ; Private About Status ; Seeking Companionship ; Seeking Romance ; Seeking Something Hot

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